Some Chicago Bears jokes for your entertainment.
Bears QB Jay Cutler has been rumored to be dating Hills Star Kristin Cavallari.
Truth is he made a pass at Heidi Montag, but Kristin intercepted it.
Q: Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?
A: On the first offense they give you Bears tickets, and on the second offense, they make you use them.
Q. How do you keep a Chicago Bears player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.
Q. Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
A. Soldier Field - they never get a touchdown there.
Q. What do the Chicago Bears & possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home & get killed on the road.
Q. How can you tell when the Chicago Bears are going to run the football?
A. Forte leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
LOL Jayme! Now just imagine living surrounded by stupid your entire life. As a Packers fan in Chicago, that's the story of my life.
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